Is Ali Lohan Earth's Most Unfortunate Being?

This is Ali Lohan all glammed up. God, she looks like Ashlee Simpson before the rhinoplasty, boob implants and chin-job. Mother of the Year Dina needs to get Ali some work done stat. And not just a little lip-plumping either...this chick need to be completely overhauled. Just tear everything off and start over. Watching Ali's life get ruined in front of our eyes is going to be mucho entertaining, no?