Lindsay Lohan should dump Sam Ronson for Ugly Betty. First off, Betty is way more attractive than Sam, who would need serious work to even rise to the level of "ugly." Second, Betty works for a big fashion magazine and therefore scores lots of great freebies (though she obviously doesn't wear any of the good stuff). Third, I've heard she's a wizard with her tongue. Fourth, she's a fictional character so, you know, when you're tired of her you just change the channel. Read »
