After a while, even the best relationships can do with a bit of spicing up.

Couples can get complacent, and a vigourous nightly ritual can become a lazy once a month activity.

But it's never too late to inject some fun and excitement into your love life.

If you're looking for some exciting, athletic, kinky and perverted sex positions, let us be your guide. The Karma Sutra is thousands of years old, and quite frankly, a bit old fashioned in these modern times. We've updated that old sex positions manual with some new ones that will make your sex life tuly orgasmic.

These great sex positions will make your love life stronger (and potentially put out your lower back, so please make sure you're paid up on your health insurance before you try them).

* Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.
* Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible.
* Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more.
* Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs.
* Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five.
* Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor.
* Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air.
* Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch.
* Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position.
* Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep.
* Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive.
* Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise.
* Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward.
* Bank style - Screw the customers.
* Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays.
* Stealth style - Hide in a box, sneak around a corner, just as long as she doesn't see you coming.
Antonio Brown [7 Jan 2003]
* Matrix Style - - th partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow motion.
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
* Marathon Style - A 3 day event featuring such events as the 23-Second-Dash, the 'Backseat-of-the-car' Relay and the Condom Toss
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
* Under the Bed Style - Just as fun as on top of the bed!
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
* "Lets Get it On" Style - One partner continously sings "Lets Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
* Praying Mantis Style - When you're done somebody gets eaten...
Sleeping with Seattle [7 Jan 2003]
* Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed
Sleeping with Seattle [7 Jan 2003]
* Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride.
Sleeping with Seattle [7 Jan 2003]
* Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want
Boinking In Boston [7 Jan 2003]
* Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.
Boinking In Boston [7 Jan 2003]
* Alaskan Style - Actually not a lot of style here, just lots of guys with blue ballz
Alone in Anchorage [7 Jan 2003]
* Discovery Channel Style - Do it with the Croc Hunter filming you
Danny H. [7 Jan 2003]
* R-Rated Movie on Free-To-Air Television Style - he woman feigns excitement, the man is unable to display an erection- a few seconds later, it's over and everyone starts thinking about products.
millard filmore [7 Jan 2003]
* Microsoft Style - rgasm causes fatal exception resulting in blue screen of death.
Robespierre Mullet [7 Jan 2003]
* John Ashcroft Style - nvolves reading other people's mail until climax.
Robespierre Mullet [7 Jan 2003]
* Sloth Style - oreplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree.
Robespierre Mullet [7 Jan 2003]
* QWERTY Style - exual intercourt atop a keyboard. Experience the rush of orgasm while flooding your favorite chat room.
Robespierre Mullet [7 Jan 2003]
* Predator Style - Dress in warpaint and hide in the bushes before your partnet gets home from work. Then as they walk by, jump out screaming and have at it!
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
* Snob Style - At the height of passion, start name dropping.
Mad Gorgon [7 Jan 2003]
* Bullshit artist sex - ook I've liked you for a while now and I'm so happy to be lying here with you but I would love to get your phone number so I can call you and we can go out sometime.
C.W. Hague [7 Jan 2003]
* Canadian style - Find a place with snow, (or go into a walk in freezer in a pinch), boink till you have frostbite, run inside and sizzle up some Canadian bacon during the afterglow.....
Mike Thomas [7 Jan 2003]
* Batman Style - Dress up in costume with mask, activate utility belt full of useful "gadgets", hang by your feet from roof. Guaranteed to get a rush of blood to the head. (sidekick optional)
Mad Gorgon [7 Jan 2003]
* Cowboy style - Once you've engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds!
Simon T [7 Jan 2003]
* Ultra Light - Put wings on your lawnmower. Chase each other on the runway and attempt airborne intimacy.
Mister Cue [7 Jan 2003]
* Decathlon style - any ten of the above in any order you choose
Prez GFish [7 Jan 2003]
* DJ Style - For those not into S&M but R&B. You feel the drumming of music, see lights flashing before your eyes, your body covered in sweat, and you're thirsty but a bottle of water is $10!!! Contraception? The rhythm method of course! Warning - you could slip your disc doing this one.
mad gorgon [7 Jan 2003]
* Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose intrest after a while.
D Seebs [7 Jan 2003]
* Plumber position - you stay in all day and still no one comes.
indy [7 Jan 2003]
* Going solo postition - ttempting to mate while drinking lemonade
Will Harrison [7 Jan 2003]
* Mullet style - - er a hard day of diesel engine repair, it's nice to come home to a little business in front, and party in the back.
Thin-King Man [7 Jan 2003]
* Necrophiliac postion - climb on and get get off all while the partner is asleep.
Alice Astraea [7 Jan 2003]
* Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts.
Doin' it DownUnder [7 Jan 2003]
* Saloon Style - Liquor up the front, poker round the back.
Wet Willy [7 Jan 2003]
* Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it's like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway.
Jessica [7 Jan 2003]
* Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks "How is that?", you say "we have sex and then you disappear."
Master Mike [7 Jan 2003]
* Kylie style - should be so lucky
Some Bozo [7 Jan 2003]
* Ozzy Osbourne Style - Start off 'Flying High Again' with a little 'Sweet Leaf'. Get out your 'Iron Man', unless you have a 'Mr. Tinkertrain', then you better say 'Goodbye To Romance' But if your mate has 'Desire' give it a 'Shot In The Dark', just make sure you don't take the 'Road To Nowhere' unless you're a bum pirate or trying not to make any 'Crazy Babies'. Just remember while you shag like a couple of 'War Pigs' that you give fair warning by yelling 'Mama, I'm Coming Home'!
Doli Capax [7 Jan 2003]
* Quantum position - One of you hides in a box with Schrodingers cat, the other decides how you're having sex before opening the box to prove it.
Merv McKibben [7 Jan 2003]
* Microsoft Windows 98 style - Everyone gets screwed. It is reported to log file 000alep9721#.txt
Dex [7 Jan 2003]
* Prime Minister Howard style - you don't know how, but people are getting screwed...your minister for defence has all the details.
Dex [7 Jan 2003]
* Doggy style - where the girl rolls over and the guy begs.
Jane Mckinnon [7 Jan 2003]
* Nike style - Just do it
Woodsie [7 Jan 2003]
* Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved.
Robert Nineteen [7 Jan 2003]
* Hillbilly style - sorta like doggie style just have your clothes hanging off your knees and leave your boots on.
Heather C. [7 Jan 2003]
* Dolphin style - You're goin doggy style. You skillfully pretend you slip and then try the rear entry. She turns her head with a frightened look saying uh uh.. uh uh
Marty Enz [7 Jan 2003]
* Big Mac - put a quarter pounder between her buns.
Andi Leach [7 Jan 2003]
* Propellor-style - it allows you to feel the sensation with a twist
Delilah Cabrera [7 Jan 2003]
* Diet style - Looks the same, smells the same, but just somehow aint the same.
Bill [7 Jan 2003]
* Frigid Style - You lay there he lays there and nothing happens.
Kylie collins [7 Jan 2003]
* Any style, as long as no body feels "shafted".
marsha cody [7 Jan 2003]
* Job interview style - you lie, cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in.
lyrebird [7 Jan 2003]
* Alien abduction style - Wait til they are asleep...then swoop and probe
lyrebird [7 Jan 2003]
* Construction style - Take what's old and redo it to perfection.
Kay Daye Hughes [7 Jan 2003]
* Math Class - Subtract the clothes, Add a bed, Divide the legs, and Multiply.
Chester Graham [7 Jan 2003]
* Drunken sailor style - Morale goes up, skill goes down
Golfish Poodle Boy [7 Jan 2003]
* Godfather Style - Wearing concrete slippers and with a horse's head in the bed. And you don't mess with the family