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« on: April 20, 2006, 09:14:59 AM » |
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"Aaj Tak" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the rain. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up....
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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2006, 06:25:37 AM » |
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nice one max dude  |
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 03:35:37 AM » |
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A sardar went to a Doctor for treatment of burn on his thigh,Doctor prescribed anti burn ointment,then sardar asks Doctor this ointment may spoil my undergarments, Doctor immediately said I am also prescribing Viagra,so that tool may stand like tent. nanu_vijay@hotmail.com |
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2007, 05:26:01 AM » |
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In my hospital one of my friend a surgeon was examining a sardar for piles per rectally. he was asking to sardar do you take non veg, do you take milk at night, do you take salad in your dinner, when doctor asked do you smoke?? the sardar annoyed and said doctor do the smoke coming out through ass???
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2007, 05:41:12 AM » |
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It is said on earth best creation of God is women, and sex starving women are most dangerous, one virgin of sweet sixteen was so excited to take any dick in her pussy immediately and quenched her thirst. on way he got a sardar who was walking on road while putting his hand on his groin, the girl invited her to fuck her sardar agreed, on bed the girl found sardar dick as long as 10 inches,without waisting time sardar jumped on virgin and put his dick on her virgin sealed pussy the virgin cried with pain but sardardid not care he started pushing dick, on one inch thrust none on two inch do. three-free. four-more. five-live. six-fix, seven heaven, eight-wait, nine-fine, ten--oh pain pain pain..top ten.
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vijay321
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2007, 12:51:19 PM » |
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very frequently a gye say to a gal I LOVE YOU
now see what itmeant
I= I am
L=Looking
O=Over
V=Vaginal
E=Entry
Y=You must take
O=Off
Y=Your underwear
its just for fun not be serious fun makes life tension free
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2007, 01:46:07 PM » |
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Every time there is discussion and arguements on size of breast, some couple say we dont enjoy sex due to small breast some says big baloons we can not enjoy, seeing and consider all concerned considerations a medical board being constituted undermine chairman ship, now what board suggests
14-16 years= Lemon
16-22 years= Orange
22-28 years= Mango
28-40 years= Tender Coconut
40-45 years= Use as Pillow
45 and above I do not know you suggest me...
Enjoy life as life is very precious
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2007, 01:41:32 AM » |
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Every time i see ads of penis enlargement, some claims 1-3 inches addition into their present size, some naughty women wants penis of 10 inches, Are they saying correctly as we know total length of pussy is 6to 6 and half an inch , where she will accomodte the remaining part of penis, if he will force focefully either cervical tear or vaginal lacerations will be there, Can any body can solve this mystery of my mind nanu_vijay@hotmail.com |
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