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« on: May 17, 2006, 09:55:46 AM »

70 years old women married to a 18 year old boy. After First Night  Boy Dead.
Post Mortem Report said " Died Bcoz of drinking Milk Beyond Expiry Date"
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2007, 05:37:48 AM »

In a village tank a women went to take bath, in tank two frogs were notorious, during her taking bath one entered in her pussy and another in her ass hole, women returned to her house, next day women again went to tank, when she immersed in water both frogs were out from orifices,one asked the other how spent time, the ass hole grog said yaar,there were foul smelling wastages peaks, no facilities of municipality there I was suffocated rather, the pussy hole frog said my place was descent one spongy layers were there and a dunlop bed all round and occassionally firebrigade comes and pours water from time to time.
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 05:53:25 AM »

Sardarini was newly wed and sexy too.sexy boobs and virgin pussy red lips but sardar was lallu, limping dick and hopeless one some body told sardarni to play flute while sardar is asleep, night came sardar went to sleep as usual,sardarni was dying of sex, she was anxious to loose her virginity no sooner, she start playing flute after a few minuted the sheet over sardar groin area started lifting and coming down, sardarni became hopeful, she thanks to God and hopeful sardar dick will penetrate her pussy and break her seal today and she will enjoy sex, at peak of flute playing she removed the sheet from sardar she astonished to see the Nada(Thred) of pujama of sardar was erected at 90 Degree angle.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 06:01:28 AM »

A vegetarian needs vegetables then a humanitarian?HuhHuh

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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2007, 05:00:32 AM »

A village girl married to a millionare boy, after marriage the couple decided to go Paris for honeymoon, couple reached to paris, stayed at costliest Hotel of Paris,In night the room was decorated for newly wed couple, after dinner couple went to bed the groom started un dress her she was hesitating to become nude in light, the groom succeeded to undress her he sucked her lips boobs and fondeled and squeezed boobs and pushed his dick in her hot pussy.dick entered easily without resistance and he ejaculated his semen in her hot pussy and slept, next morning the bride said Is this honeymoon, such honeymoon i have enjoyed with my driver so many times at my parents house, why did you waiste so much money for coming here, you must have ask me earlier for such honeymoon.the groom jumped from hotel room to down earth.            nanu_vijay@hotmail.com
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2007, 06:46:30 AM »

A philosopher is that man who runs behind a black cat in a dark room
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2007, 09:51:58 AM »

In day today life inspite of huge amount of tension always behave like Pussy as it accomodates all shapes and sizes of stallions without any discomfort... Pussy you are great miracle in world.
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