Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya.  Woh badi hi
> KANTEELI NACHANIYA thi.Itni zor se naachi ke sabke tatte short ho
> gaye.
>
> Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne randi ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol tujhe
> kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti,jaageer.... kya
>
> chahiye, bol.Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de......uski
> behen
> chod di jayegi."
>
> Randi bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunke.Par woh bahut
> hi bhenchod kism ki aurat thi. Uske gandu dimaag mein to kuch aur hi
>
> tha. Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch
> arz karoon".
>
> Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha.Woh bola, "Jo marzi
> maang, Jamna darling."
>
> Randi boli,"Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgadi pe tatti karni hai."
>
> Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya yeh randi BAWLI
> GAAND to nahin ho gayi? Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta
> tha....promise jo kar diya tha. Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke
> liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut seasoned campaigner thi.... woh nahin
>
> maani. Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date dedi.
>
> Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa
> dega, par bhen ki laudi maan ke nahin deti thi. Jab Tatti-day
> nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada phat gayi....usne us
> waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya.
>
> Usne Birbal se kaha ki ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein
>
> hai.  Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use apni maa
>
> chudwaani pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane
> dega. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya.
>
> Finally Tatti-day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
> Bhenchod ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah randi ne
> darbaar
> mein
> grand entrance maara. Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main teen din se
> nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe haggi maarne ki vyawastha
> kijiye."
>
> Akbar ne phatti gaand ke saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to bhen
>
> ka lauda hasi has raha tha. Apni seat se khada hua aur bola,
> "Jamnabai, tumne tatti karne ki demand ki thi....so karo. Lekin agar
>
> ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar choot mein ghusa ke
> gaand se nikaal doonga...."
>
> Randi ko samajh aa gaya ki is baar uska paala kisi andu pandu se
> nahin, Birbal se pada hai. Woh chupchaap uthi aur ghar chali
> gayi.........
>