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1  Fun Express / Joke Box / Re: joke on: July 27, 2007, 01:41:32 AM
Every time i see ads of penis enlargement, some claims 1-3 inches addition into their present size, some naughty women wants penis of 10 inches, Are they saying correctly as we know total length of pussy is 6to 6 and half an inch , where she will accomodte the remaining part of penis, if he will force focefully either cervical tear or vaginal lacerations will be there, Can any body can solve this mystery of my mind
nanu_vijay@hotmail.com
2  Fun Express / Joke Box / Re: joke on: July 26, 2007, 01:46:07 PM
Every time there is discussion and arguements on size of breast, some couple say we dont enjoy sex due to small breast some says big baloons we can not enjoy, seeing and consider all concerned considerations a medical board being constituted undermine chairman ship, now what board suggests
14-16 years= Lemon
16-22 years= Orange
22-28 years= Mango
28-40 years= Tender Coconut
40-45 years= Use as Pillow
45 and above I do not know you suggest me...
Enjoy life as life is very precious
3  Fun Express / Joke Box / Re: joke on: July 26, 2007, 12:51:19 PM
very frequently a gye say to a gal I LOVE YOU
now see what itmeant
I= I am
L=Looking
O=Over
V=Vaginal
E=Entry

Y=You must take
O=Off
Y=Your underwear
its just for fun not be serious fun makes life tension free
4  Fun Express / Joke Box / hello on: June 17, 2007, 12:39:03 AM
Pussy is great in this world having so much Tolerance Accomodative in nature,peaceful,capacity to bear all pressures of outside worlds
lubricative,sweet,aromatic fragrance,so wide heart,competent to bear all nature of shocks and more over having a unique ability to accomodate all types of stallions small medium and monster types,
Such sweet small thing disturbs mentally very badly until get it,after getting it one feels heavenly pleasure and all you know more than me. what i want to write a thesis on this sweet small vital part of body I want suggestion guidance from all sector of people now get ready and write me at
nanu_vijay@hotmail.com
Nothing serious but entertainment in our forum
5  Fun Express / Joke Box / Joke on: June 17, 2007, 12:18:42 AM
In a movie hall during film running when heroine remove her saree there were clapping of viewers when she removed her peticoat there were wide clapping when she removed her bouse there were shouting when she remove her undergarments there were pin drop silence
what happened to viewers the manager of cinema hall stunned he order to light in hall what he witnessed every viewer unzip his trouser and was busy in hand practice.
6  Fun Express / Joke Box / Hi on: June 16, 2007, 11:43:25 PM
On every LPG gas cylinder there is a caution
" Ensure SEAL before taking delivery "
7  Fun Express / Joke Box / Joke on: June 11, 2007, 10:09:25 AM
At one time cigarette CAPSTAN was very popular cigarette now see
C=Can
A=A
P=Person
S=stands
T=Thrice
A=At
N=Night

The Answer of question is with in Question Go Revers
N=No
A=Al
T=Though
S=Some
P=Persons
A=Are
C=Capable

how you react tell me at  nanu_vijay@hotmail.com
8  Fun Express / Joke Box / Re: Joke on: June 11, 2007, 09:51:58 AM
In day today life inspite of huge amount of tension always behave like Pussy as it accomodates all shapes and sizes of stallions without any discomfort... Pussy you are great miracle in world.
9  Fun Express / Joke Box / Re: Joke on: April 27, 2007, 06:46:30 AM
A philosopher is that man who runs behind a black cat in a dark room
10  Fun Express / Joke Box / Re: joke on: April 26, 2007, 05:41:12 AM
It is said on earth best creation of God is women, and sex starving women are most dangerous, one virgin of sweet sixteen was so excited to take any dick in her pussy immediately and quenched her thirst. on way he got a sardar who was walking on road while putting his hand on his groin, the girl invited her to fuck her sardar agreed, on bed the girl found sardar dick as long as 10 inches,without waisting time sardar jumped on virgin and put his dick on her virgin sealed pussy the virgin cried with pain but sardardid not care he started pushing dick, on one inch thrust none on two inch do. three-free. four-more. five-live. six-fix, seven heaven, eight-wait, nine-fine, ten--oh pain pain pain..top ten.
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